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Corks + Caftans

Stating the obvious.

Stating the obvious.

Somewhere at the crossroads of good humor and vulgarity lies my new fascination with ironic clothing that calls excessive attention to what's underneath it. Maybe it's because I'm finally with a straight guy, so they're less 'awkward liabilities' and more 'bonus fun anatomy'? Not positive. Anyway, ... View Post

The art of war.

The art of war.

[This has been a year of much NFL.] Growing up we had a few sayings in our family. For those less than pleasant things everyone has to go through: "That'll build some character." For those atrocious things the very unlucky have to go through: "That'll put some hair on your chest." I've been ... View Post

In the weeds.

In the weeds.

[Rag & Bone Skinny Repair jeans + Need/Supply Knightsbridge sweater + Sigerson booties.]   In the weeds, guys. In the weeds. Can barely respond to emails, let alone accomplish things I'm responsible for that people pay me to do. When I push the toothpaste out of the tube in the ... View Post

Flailing in the green room.

Flailing in the green room.

[Which We Want origami dress, Need Supply + Rachel Pally shrug + Seychelles booties + Citrine by the Stones tassel necklace] If there's one thing I envy about men, it's the "man child" phenomenon that somehow makes not acting one's age charming. More than charming, magnetic. Independence is ... View Post

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