Hi Robby! (and everyone else.)
I just wanted you to know I’m being very good and waiting for my plane to board, without the company of any strange gentlemen. I washed my hands and I miss you and Eli both very much, and my suede boots have been doing much flapping around the terminal. I do wish that you were traveling with me, but I do not wish that Eli was. Don’t tell him I said that.
I wish you’d been on the plane with me drinking that Stone Cellars Cab out of the weird warped plastic bottle. I have a feeling that one got left in the sun on a long flight to Nevada. No matter; I tied one on and watched a Hilary Duff movie, until this caught my eye out the window. Oh, Roberto, it was like a Lite Brite board! Just imagine all the little people down there: all that credit card debt and phone calls to American Idol and toilet paper and empty Blue Moon bottles and cats just like Eli, but nowhere near as handsome as Eli.
And because I know you love aeroplanes, I took this for you foolishly while waiting for my suitcase:
Time to go board—of course, not at the same time as the first class people because you know I’m too shy to flash my US Airways credit card at them; I reserve that honorable act for you. Tell Eli to stay on top of the tuffet, and not to make humps on you while you’re sleeping tonight.
If you were here right now, I’d hold your suitcase while you went to the potty. Yep. I mean that.
I just drank a beer in under 4 minutes! Talk to you when I deboard—
your loving wizzle,
-Carey
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Greetings from the boys home alone! There is nothing better than to know every detail of your journey! I was so worried that you would not be able to get your suitcase in the overhead bin or have exact change for vino! How stressful!
Looks like generous lemon wedges in that beer! Cheers!
Hahaha! generous lemon wedge! Oh man I am on the plane now—I’m a nerd—and I could barely lift it! I was cursing Wolfe for not helping me to better build my lats, I’m sure they would have come in handy. The lady was not mad to take my $20 for the $7 wine. We shall see if they are as friendly on this leg. You are my bo bo! -c
Boys weekend! 😉 Hope the flight was good and your trip a good one!
I need a little extra positive juju on my current job hunt. Can you send me some? It is currently 12:37am, and I have applied to 5 jobs thus far! Ugh! 😛
Happy Travels! 🙂
OMG, was it “According to Greta”? It’s #10 on my Netflix.
no, it was The Perfect Man and it was so bad, I was embarrassed for people to see it over my shoulder on the plane. Definitely worked the “obligatory dance montage” into the ground. Sometimes it’s sad to be a girl… haha. I love shitty Netflix!
Ha Ha, glad to hear that you weren’t in the company of any strange gentlemen. But somehow I think that only gentlemen Rob has to worry about you getting into any trouble with would be Sam Adams. 🙂