Post-work V&Ts on the porch! Can’t emphasize this enough.
I decided if I ever have a kid, I’m going to require him/her to play me ballads on the piano—“Send in the Clowns,” for example—while puffing on a candy cigarette. Is that really inappropriate?
Anyway, if I didn’t write that down just now I was certainly going to forget it. And who knows when that mental image might come in handy.
-C


Adopt me?
I’ll play the piano with candy cigarettes. Those are two of my favorite things! And that t-shirt. And the shoes. And and and.
I second Jessica!